February is National Condom Month… and I hope all of you are taking the time to get it on safely. Condoms are probably the closest thing to abstinence in terms of protecting yourself from STIs (Sexually Transmitted Infections). Obviously, abstinence is the only for sure way to prevent just about every mishap that comes along with sex, but let’s be realistic; people are having sex, and they are having stupid sex, making babies going into this stupid world, and stupid sex can lead to STIs.

Condoms are cheap and available to just about everyone. There isn’t a reason for you not to use a condom unless you’re in a committed relationship or you get tested frequently as porn stars. (They get tested every 3-7 days!)

For those of you who make excuses:

1. For those who complain about loss of feeling, get polyurethane condoms. They are ultra-thin, practically transparent, and they conduct body heat extremely well. Sure they cost more, but I think your peen will thank you later after you realized you slept with the town hoe.
2. Cost… Eff you guys. That is the lamest excuse in the book. Any health clinic will give you free condoms. There’s a Planned Parenthood in just about every city. Don’t be a dumb ass.
3. Size… let’s face it… 99% men will not need Magnums. ‘Nuff said… and if you do, just buy the freaking Magnums!

Condoms come in fun colors, flavors, ribbed, lubed… you name it. Just be smart and do society a favor.