You know what gripes me… when you see celebrities in the shade of orange. There is nothing sexy or cute about being the same shade as an Oompa Loompa. One would think that with their money they’d spend money on a better formula… or just chance it and get a tan the old fashioned way at the beach or something….

Orange Hands
For example this older photo of a super preggers Ashley Simpson-Wentz. Her face is as white as snow, yet she has orange hands…. The last time I checked, taking in some vitamin D at the beach didn’t turn people orange.I highly doubt she eats a bushel of carrots a day… and if she did… wouldn’t her face be orange too?
And this next photo… it’s extremely obvious!! Tila Tequila was promoting her book earlier late last year in this beautiful white dress… her upper half (the part that obviously got natural sunlight) is the normal shade of tan skin. Most Asians that I know have this golden undertone to their tans… then, you look down at her legs: ORANGE!!! I understand looking cute is a must in the “biz” but if you can’t make it look real… just don’t do it!! I think I probably would have gone with a cute pair of tights.. or better yet, a sophisicated pair of slacks with a really sexy, but smart top.
Being orange is a pet peeve of mine… if you’re in So Cal… you really shouldn’t be orange EVER. It’s not sexy at the least, and I am so tired of people trying to make like Orange is the new Black.. you know what I say to that… EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!
2 Responses for "Orange will never be tan, sorry"
“There is nothing sexy or cute about being the same shade as an Oompa Loompa. ” No, but there is PLENTY sexy about BEING an Oompa Loompa =P
Grow up girl –’ . Ashley Simpson look AMAZING wih that orange hair and Tila Tequila’s legs are great . Is fucking unbelieveble what jealous can do …
Leave a reply